November 2008
16 posts
C'mon Dude... (11/26/08)
C’mon dude, are you really going to take 30 minutes to order at subway?
Do you really have to order 30 submarine sandwiches? One for each of your coworkers? Does each sandwich have to be microscopically specific? Do you really need to specify exactly how much mayo and mustard NEEDs to go on each one? Does all of this information really need to be on a 5 page 8 1/2 x 11”...
WatchAnother excelent video that I had the glorious honor of participating in. Produced and directed by the talented Caldwell Tanner (below), I again assumed the role of beautiful face, and all credit goes to Caldy. Totally vote for it at college humor. Totally.
caldwelltanner:
my sumbission for College Humor’s Campus Chaos Final Challenge!
GIVE IT FIVE STARZZZZ!
Dangers of Historically Accurate Gaming.
So I’ve spent my night cruisin my way through the pacific theatre in Call of Duty: World at War and let me tell you, that’s a dangerous game…
I’ve died about a billion times, getting jumped by little Japanese guys stabbing me after jumping out of the brush. Whats worse, is this all happened in a matter of 15 minutes. So I, as any other gamer, tend to get…
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New Career Options...
Somehow it has only just now dawned on me that I have been avoiding my true calling at life. Up until now, I have spent all my energies trying to be a porn star, but after checking out the MLG website, I see that I should definitely become a Professional Gamer.
I mean, I thought porn-stars had to do little work. All they do is have sex all day, which can hardly be considered work (especially...
Polling the Fans
So I got this sweet daddy new comment system for my sweet daddy site, and I’m tryin to see if we can’t put it to use.
So for all my hardcore fans: I used to write more (do more articles and written segments). Do we miss those? or are we more fond of the new video kick I’ve been on? lemme know
=HA=
FYI
I’ve done 3 standup gigs in the past 3 weeks. I’m on a hot streak. They’ve all gone pretty well. Learnin a shit ton.
Thanks to everybody who’s made it out to the amateur nights. You guys are the wind beneath my wings. And my wings are all badass and dragon like, so that requires a lot of wind to generate the necessary lift. So thanks.
Keep forgetting to bring my...
Gig Update
1st experience at a black club was interesting… Apparently black people don’t use the word boner. and apparently it’s hilarious that I use the word boner.
Black and white people are just different I guess.
Doin amateur night this thursday. I command people in WS to come.
