April 2008
15 posts
New Old Facebook...
I’m assuming that there’s a lot of comp savvy people on this dealio… Well somebody please make a facebook that is just a facebook. One that only college kids can still get on, and without all the gayness that pretty much everybody hates. No corporate tie ins or bs like that. No job hunters able to search it. Just an awesome place for people to post pictures of themselves...
How I knew I was Different (crazy dreams part 1)
So I have crazy dreams, and I don’t mean like crazy awesome crazy, I mean like crazy cat lady crazy… Last night I dreamt that I was observing Mario and Peach walk through a couple dangerous levels of some new challenge, but they were bein all mushy and shit, and telling each-other how much they loved each-other. That is until one of the levels they were on had some kind of...
Velcro Shoes...
I wear velcro shoes around to send a message, I’m not really sure what that message that is tho… Hopefully that message is, “wow this guy is really important! He’s so important that he’s doing so much important stuff that he doesn’t even have time to tie his shoes.” That would be nice, but most likely the message is, “don’t go over there,...
How to Spot a Bored Person...
If somebody is walking through wallmart carrying 4 foam swords, a 30 rack of keystone, Cranium, Juno on bluray, and the three new flavors of AMP energy beverage, I’d bet they are bored…But I challenge you to put together a better night…
A Memory...
Now whenever I hear Third Eye Blind’s “semi-charmed life”, and everybody starts to go crazy, I want to break some faces. 1st of all, nothing back in 5th grade was really worth remembering, (except for Nintendo 64) and all these people freak out when they hear this song like it reminds them of their wedding day in a cloud palace with Luke Skywalker dj-ing the reception… 2n...
I noticed...
Why does everybody in the WFU Religion department look like a muppet? seriously it’s creeping me out.
In Class Funny...
My teacher just compared hymns from the Rgveda (an ancient ‘Indian’ (dot indians) compilation of various hymns) to rap music. He has a point… Both are sung with meter talking about money, drugs, bitches, and war on other crews. History repeats itself my friends…
Plans of Action.
So as we all know due to some kind of insanely awesome event (or even sometimes a terrible event) in our lives, things seem to always happen when we least expect it. Taking this into account, I will change my life in the following ways… 1. I will pursue no career opportunities other than entry level positions at McDonalds. 2. Never talk to girls, and if i have to I will be a complete...
Goalie Clearly Living In Net | The Onion -... →
Usually I don’t post stuff I dont write, but this is simply too good. And its day 1 of nashville predators playoff hockey. suck it redwings.
Corporations are like Penises
consider this… Corporations, like penises, strive for one thing, growth. Corporations want to grow and grow until they can shoot their load all over the place, providing the brains behind the whole thing with a monetary orgasm. Unfortunately, sometimes penises get too big (or so girls have told me). And what happens when these weeners get too big? They just sit around left to fuck only...
The Sport of the Boobs
Boobs are like soccer balls: Simple in design, but complex in utilization. Give me either one and I can find a way to occupy myself for hours on end with a smile on my face.
Mario... I mean really...
So I busted out the old SNES for some good, clean, old fashioned fun tonight, and I had a very deep revelation… Mario… What the fuck are you doing? I mean seriously, this guy has faced just about every type of bad guy imaginible, from football kicking goons, to enormous sentient pillars of fire,for one princess who has nothing better to do than go get kidnapped like every other day. ...
Mustaches...
So a few of you probably saw my super sweet animation, well here’s the little ditty from my old blog that inspired all that… So since when did mustaches become the trademark child molester look? And why didn’t I get the memo? I mean, doesn’t anybody remember the 70’s when mustaches were like the cool thing to do? I mean what happened? Did somebody get on a mustache...
April Fools
I may or may not have gotten a few of you. Oh well it was worth a shot.
Change in heart...
As many of you don’t know, I’ve been going through some pretty troubled times lately… I’ve been trying to find myself in all the wrong places, and have only made shit worse for myself. I’ve been pretty much a complete waste of life, and done nothing to help others. Well my friends, I’ve decided to change things. I think it’s about time I started...