May 2008
10 posts
Please, If you read this, don’t take anything for granted. You never know what could happen. I love you Zone.
and Finally...
porn on tumblr. I mean Tumblr was awesome anyways. I can get on one site and see what all the cool people I follow are up to. But now the time saving potential is enhanced exponentially. Now I can get super hot naked girls sent directly to my dashboard! No more long treks to various porn sites and having to dig through thumbnail after thumbnail while my boner waits patiently for some...
Job
I’m trying to become a bartender. Well actually I’m having to go to even more school so that I can transcend the meager title of Bartender and become a bonafide Mixologist. What’s the difference? I have to pay 600 crumpets so I can have a gayer sounding title. That and I guess my services would be higher in demand, but I’m pretty sure it’s just the title. But...
Moving
I hate moving more than I hate the Detroit Red Wings (I wish they would all be consumed in a fiery pit of hell filled to the brim with Rosie O’Donnells). It really makes you feel pretty lame when you can pile up your life into a car. It’s even lamer when you realize all the stuff in your car is worth way more than you realized and that if you got into some kind of awful wreck not only...
School
Had a few papers at the end of the year in the stead of actual finals. In my attempts to make my school work for me, instead of the other way around as is usually the case, I managed to turn my final Religion 300 paper into an in depth study of drinking booze and those crazy man law ads. I ended up getting an A. In fact I got all A’s. Except for one C. And that was in morality class. ...
Tumblawesome
Haven’t posted in a while. Whoopdedoo, people are crying I know. But I’ve been pretty busy with…
My Room...
My room is clean 2ce in a lifetime. When I move in, and when I move out…
New Dreamgirl
$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures. (from CollegeHumor) Dude, I need to start hanging out with methheads.
Let's everybody Logout.
So I’m completely addicted to the Internet, as I can imagine pretty much everybody is today. I pretty much spend all my time on the web, and doing nothing, and it got me to think, what would people do if they didn’t have the Internet these days? I think we should find out. On the weekend of June 7th, I’m gonna give up the Internet for the whole entire weekend, and I invite...
Movie lesson
How do you ensure to cast the part of a notorious substance abuser? Cast a notorious substance abuser! Iron Man rocks…