January 2009
8 posts
True Life: I Go to Meetings →
Scott Kurtz totally gets me…
Jan 30th
WatchWatch
“If I were you, I’d stay away from the Beans…”
Jan 28th
Jan 17th
Jan 15th
WatchWatch
Man that reminds me of that early Vanilla Xtract flow.  YTs 4 eva.  Pretty slick stuff my friend. caldwelltanner: Road Rappin’ Thanks to Nurse Greenwood (Emergency Trauma Unit, Forsyth County General Hospital) for submitting this!
Jan 15th
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Twitter overload
Go figure twitter is over capacity during CES…
Jan 9th
Vegas beh beh
I’m in Las Vegas for the CES show with Gibson, my current employer, Rockin and doin some o-some things.  I’m really more than a comedian now.  I’m a manager of special projects, and also fashion dude.  More later.  But its sweet trust me.
Jan 8th
A Mad Lib (with my 8 year old sister)
A (SECRET) LETTER FROM AN ADMIRER Dear Miss (Jennifer Aniston), You may not recall my (nose), but I met you at the (dancing) cocktail party given by our (bright) friend, (Santa Claus).  We had a (colossal) talk about (heavy) (webkinz), and I was impressed by your (old) conversation and your grasp of the (Snugly) situation.  Also, I was very much attracted to your (delicious) eyes, your (heart...
Jan 4th