One of the best presents I’ve ever received from the most awesome of awesome Caroline Martin!
I can’t wait to show Jethro. If you don’t know who Jethro is, GET YOU SOME KNOWLEDGE…
2 months ago
December 30, 2009
December 27, 2009
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Check out my favorite bit from the Nightmare Shark Podcast Xmas Special!
If you’ve been living under some kind of heavy, net obscuring object for the past few months, The Nightmare Shark Podcast is a Podcast that I do with the Talented H. Caldwell Tanner, and it can be found from our site.
It’s a lot of fun for us, and we’re working hard to make it more fun for you guys every week! If you have any comments, please shoot me an email at halexj@gmail.com
2 months ago
December 23, 2009
Haha, XMAS is early!!
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. I had nothing to do with it. But it makes me giggle with glee every time i watch it.
Enjoy!
2 months ago
December 18, 2009
I fucking hate bums. I am going to make this shirt, and wear it outside. So that bums know when they come up to me.. that I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY SO GO AWAY.
It has literally gotten to the point where if anybody at all comes up to me on the street, I tell them I don’t have any money. Some black guy today accused me of being racist. I tried to convince him it was not black people that I hate. But bums. He didn’t get it. I don’t really care…
Any artistic people have any comments on how this might make a better print?
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Did anybody else have as much fun with this as Caldy and I did??
(Find the Whole Nightmare Shark Episode 13 Here!)
H.A.
December 15, 2009
I'm the Fucking man!!!
Who is now the proud owner of both nickelsucks.com AAND chadkroegersucks.com.
Now you wish it were you don’t you?
2 months ago
December 14, 2009
EDM (electronic dance music)
I’ve recently been living in my Techno Bubble. If you are unfamiliar with this contraption, allow me to explain…
The techno bubble is a inpenetrable aura of EDM that surrounds my being, letting no foul creature or thought enter my flavor burst insides. The soothing pads and stabbing synths help to ensure that I am firing on all pistons at any given moment of the day. Which is increasingly important as my day job (Willy Wonka) continues to intensify.
As I ruminated in my emaculate musical fortress, I began to desire a further understanding of the magic I have stumbled upon. In this manner I may be able to mainpulate the rhythmic foundations of my desitny as the Lord Teisto himself.
So I went here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_music_genres
…
Truly EDM is some lost form of sorcery, and only the highest practicioners of the religion are able to navigate its cryptic forms. One must truly be a master in order to truly comprehend the difference between the “Dark Wave” and “Chill Out” styles.
The path has been laid before me. My new misssion in life is to become the grand master jedi of EDM.
2 months ago
December 12, 2009
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“Alex’s New Song” by The Gooseman feat. Half Past Nine
This may or may not have something to do with the “More than a Comedian” tagline.
This is certainly not the first song I ever recorded. But it’s the first song I wrote all by myself and then Sang (all previous recording efforts were Techno or Rap as DJ Snuggly). Mind you this was all back in 9th grade.
This is from the The Gooseman’s Debut album “The Phalacy” Which was recorded mostly in Patrick Moberg’s closet. This is the only rock song on the ‘record’ and most of the other stuff is hilarious raps. If anyone is interested in getting a copy of the album, let me know and I’ll see what I can do for you…
December 10, 2009
I fucking love the onion… hahahha operation Weezy F. Baby.
3 months ago
December 3, 2009
Tiger Roboter 2: “schwimmen in einem regenbogen”
Some “crazy German” kids would randomly send these videos to me back in highschool… I figured I’d share the wealth…
The first one, entitled “gleichheit uberlastung” can be found here. Enjoy.
3 months ago