Henry Alexander

Actor, Director, Producer, Podcaster, Improviser, Art Fighter, Comedian

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Anonymous asked: hey instead of being an idiot with a camera, because hollywood already has this captured, why don't you spend you time and fight a "cause". Here's is cause that will make you famous "Fees" ... fight fees and why we are fee'd to death. Go fight something stop acting like a complete and total asshole ..

Hey, instead of being some douche hiding behind an Anon tag, because 12 year old prepubescent boys on the Internet have that covered, don’t you spend your time on growing some balls? Here’s something you could focus on with your new found balls that will make you not a little whiney bitch, standing behind your words and not being Anon. Stop being a little whiney. bitch, and grow a pair.

Or if you’d like to borrow my pair you can place them directly in your mouth and give them a good suck. But I have to warn you, they’re probably all sweaty and gross because I don’t wash them before I get them sucked. Because I’m that kind of asshole.

When your done with that. Go fuck yourself.

Doing anything tonight? Well there’s a bitchin’ improv show at the producers featuring yours truly, as well as the legendary improv team Sandino.  Hosted by my improv team Ovulating, tonight 10:30 at the Producer’s Club. Come check it out.

Oh by the way , YOU HAVE TO BE THERE.

panerabredcomedy:

Here it is dawgs and dawgettes, our first video ever.  Try not to cream your panties.  I dare you.

So here it is. My new comedy group’s first video. I am not in it, but I directed and produced this bitch, so I hope you enjoy.

Like I said we’ll be doing 1.5 of these videos a week for about the next six weeks, so make sure to follow the Panerabred tumblr, and like us on YouTube. I’d do some naughty things for you if you’d do that for me…

panerabredcomedy:

Yo yo yo thugs, This is Panerabred Comedy coming at you like something that comes at you really fast.  Tomorrow we’re kicking off our web debut with our first ever video.  Then there’s gonna be more of those about every week for a few weeks.  So if you like giggling, get ready to giggle and get back at us tomorrow morning.
Word.

Excited to finally be releasing a new series of videos I’ve been working on for almost 6 months now.  So everybody better be ready tomorrow.  No soft dick haters up in here.

panerabredcomedy:

Yo yo yo thugs, This is Panerabred Comedy coming at you like something that comes at you really fast.  Tomorrow we’re kicking off our web debut with our first ever video.  Then there’s gonna be more of those about every week for a few weeks.  So if you like giggling, get ready to giggle and get back at us tomorrow morning.

Word.

Excited to finally be releasing a new series of videos I’ve been working on for almost 6 months now.  So everybody better be ready tomorrow.  No soft dick haters up in here.

Hey dudes.  Come see these cool kids (aka Ovulating) do some improv tonight at as part of Thank You Robot’s Summer Fridays.  10:30pm EST @ Under St. Marks.  Which is, well, on St. Marks…

Hey dudes.  Come see these cool kids (aka Ovulating) do some improv tonight at as part of Thank You Robot’s Summer Fridays.  10:30pm EST @ Under St. Marks.  Which is, well, on St. Marks…

Now that I got myself a sexy little mamacita, my life is a lot more like this.

My little sister and I on the set of my new web series.  
She might look disappointed in me, but that’s just acting I promise.  Well mostly…

My little sister and I on the set of my new web series.  

She might look disappointed in me, but that’s just acting I promise.  Well mostly…

Guess who’s back to pick me up from LaGuardia…  Baaaaaaaaiiiiinnnn.

Guess who’s back to pick me up from LaGuardia… Baaaaaaaaiiiiinnnn.

Sometimes you wake up at 4:00 am to catch a flight, and sometimes a limo is waiting for you outside to take you to the airport even when you didn’t order one.  I’m pretty sure I ball so hard I don’t even know when I’m doing it.

Sometimes you wake up at 4:00 am to catch a flight, and sometimes a limo is waiting for you outside to take you to the airport even when you didn’t order one. I’m pretty sure I ball so hard I don’t even know when I’m doing it.

Siiiiiick ear grab bro!

Siiiiiick ear grab bro!