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I always wondered why girls wore high heels, as it seems so incredibly uncomfortable to me…. I am usually answered by “Oh I just love them!”. A more honest girl recently informed me that “It makes our butts look cuter”. While the site of a cute butt on a nice girl is infinitely more important to ME than some fragged up looking toes, I now have scientific proof that I am right and girls are wrong. I’m smart like that. carolinemartin: rachelmercer: Pros of high heels: check out dat ass! Cons: every foot problem imaginable. Lesson Learned: reserve as secret weapon. (via ilovecharts) It always makes me sad to see huge sores on the backs of ankles on 99% of women on the NYC subway.
I always wondered why girls wore high heels, as it seems so incredibly uncomfortable to me…. I am usually answered by “Oh I just love them!”. A more honest girl recently informed me that “It makes our butts look cuter”. While the site of a cute butt on a nice girl is infinitely more important to ME than some fragged up looking toes, I now have scientific proof that I am right and girls are wrong. I’m smart like that.

carolinemartin:

rachelmercer:

Pros of high heels: check out dat ass! Cons: every foot problem imaginable. Lesson Learned: reserve as secret weapon.

(via ilovecharts)

It always makes me sad to see huge sores on the backs of ankles on 99% of women on the NYC subway.

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  3. kinnoo reblogged this from ilovecharts and added:
    are actually bad for you. sobs..
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  5. chrryblssmninja reblogged this from hoppzor and added:
    so true. Although those with better posture can find the right way to walk in
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  8. idkxd reblogged this from ilovecharts and added:
    This is why I don’t wear high heels. Well I don’t actually wear shoes when I can get away with it. No short tendons or...
  9. henryalex reblogged this from carolinemartin and added:
    I always wondered why girls wore high heels, as it seems so incredibly uncomfortable to me…. I am usually answered by...
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  11. seaofstatic reblogged this from ilovecharts and added:
    Suck it fashionistas! I’ll stick to my flats, thank you very much.
  12. str8nochaser reblogged this from laersija and added:
    Pain is beauty. NEXT.
  13. decafavailable reblogged this from ilovecharts and added:
    Why I don’t wear...that often, other than my flat feet.
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    It always makes me sad to see huge sores on the backs...ankles on 99% of women on the NYC...
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