I think this is actually a page from the Gamestop operations manual….
1. Make sure that demo unit has 1mm film of greasy slime coating the ENTIRE controler.
2. Do not stop offering pre-orders, strategy guides, or magazine subscriptions until the customer has dialed 9-1. Cease quickly before the last 1 is pushed…
3. As an employee at Gamestop, you are hereby required to have no friends aside from other employees, and cease buying whatever acne cream you may have been prescribed. Please note, your interactions with your friends are limited to bickering and/or squabbling over whether Assassins Creed 2 will be better on the PS3 or 360, and whether or not it was totally bs that both Tekken and FF13 are releasing on the box as well.
etc etc…
yup, sounds about right
