EDM (electronic dance music)
I’ve recently been living in my Techno Bubble. If you are unfamiliar with this contraption, allow me to explain…
The techno bubble is a inpenetrable aura of EDM that surrounds my being, letting no foul creature or thought enter my flavor burst insides. The soothing pads and stabbing synths help to ensure that I am firing on all pistons at any given moment of the day. Which is increasingly important as my day job (Willy Wonka) continues to intensify.
As I ruminated in my emaculate musical fortress, I began to desire a further understanding of the magic I have stumbled upon. In this manner I may be able to mainpulate the rhythmic foundations of my desitny as the Lord Teisto himself.
So I went here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_music_genres
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Truly EDM is some lost form of sorcery, and only the highest practicioners of the religion are able to navigate its cryptic forms. One must truly be a master in order to truly comprehend the difference between the “Dark Wave” and “Chill Out” styles.
The path has been laid before me. My new misssion in life is to become the grand master jedi of EDM.
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