Henry Alexander

Alright all you penises and vaginas,

I’m here on my new steeze, and I’m gonna be hittin this shit harder than Hannah Montana hits 25 year old guys.  And by hits, I mean hits on, and by hits on, i mean does with her mouth. 

I mean seriously, I can’t wait till I’m 25.

With all this newness, It’s gonna be easier for me to post things I find funny, as well as the things that I say that are funny, which is everything that I say.  So everybody get on board your space helicopter and get ready to blast off.

 Your captain is in.

 =H.A.=