The “Discrete Fleshlight”…
The roomies and I were parusing the finest the internet has to offer, when we stumbled on this little gem…
Yes ladies and gents, that is the so called “non descript” version of the fleshlight, which if you dont know, is a man dildo, or mildo. Normal Fleshlights are designed to replicate the mouth, the vagina, or the anus, but this “discrete” version esures that if you get held up at airport security, that they will just think you have a flashlight-shaped, skin feeling piggy bank…
I mean come on… Simpletons may be fooled by what appears to be a flashlight with a cover, but once they pop the proverbial top, the fun stops, as they realize they just touched your whack farm.
If you’re going to get a fleshlight, get a damn fleshlight, (anus outside with the super tight insert is my personal dream slay) But the only person who will be fooled by your attempts to hide your sad addiction to masturbation will be you, as you imagine having sex with that girl you saw at starbucks while you slide into your non descript pocket pussy.
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