Henry Alexander

So a few of you probably saw my super sweet animation, well here’s the little ditty from my old blog that inspired all that…

So since when did mustaches become the trademark child molester look? And why didn’t I get the memo? I mean, doesn’t anybody remember the 70’s when mustaches were like the cool thing to do? I mean what happened?

Did somebody get on a mustache message board and go, “sooo anybody want to touch some kids?” Was everybody else there like “don’t mind if i do!” it’s gotten so bad these days a mustache is no longer something you grow, it’s something you do to yourself…

“did you see little billy? yea… he gave himself a mustache…”
“what a child molester…”

I would totally grow a really sweet huge mustache in defiance of the man, but unfortunately i can only grow a really thin one that makes me look like a child molester. According to just about everybody i know.

That being said…. I just signed up to participate in some charity…  I will be growing a mustache for a month trying to solicit donations from people who make fun of me.  The best part?? the whole project is called mustaches for kids…