Henry Alexander

consider this…

Corporations, like penises, strive for one thing, growth.  Corporations want to grow and grow until they can shoot their load all over the place, providing the brains behind the whole thing with a monetary orgasm.

Unfortunately, sometimes penises get too big (or so girls have told me).  And what happens when these weeners get too big?  They just sit around left to fuck only the loosest girls around.  Eventually if a peeny gets too big, then it also gets unwieldy.  I mean you’d have to wrap that shit around your leg and all that.  It dips in the toilet water when you try and take a piss, I mean in general its just not pleasant.

Essentially the same occurs when Corporations get too big.   Everything’s gonna get so big, that there’s gonna be nothing left to fuck.  I mean dudes wanna have a big jim jammer, but lets face it, you don’t want it to be so big you rip girls apart.  It’s the earth thats getting fucked now, that and society.

I’m not some pinko commie fag.  I’m just saying that maybe corporations should take a note from all the mr. winkeys out there…  You only need to be so big, after that, you just gotta focus on doing the job well.