Henry Alexander

I wear velcro shoes around to send a message, I’m not really sure what that message that is tho…

Hopefully that message is, “wow this guy is really important! He’s so important that he’s doing so much important stuff that he doesn’t even have time to tie his shoes.”

That would be nice, but most likely the message is, “don’t go over there, because that guy is sticky…”

either way, I save myself from dealing with a lot of stupid people…