Henry Alexander

So I have crazy dreams, and I don’t mean like crazy awesome crazy, I mean like crazy cat lady crazy…

Last night I dreamt that I was observing Mario and Peach walk through a couple dangerous levels of some new challenge, but they were bein all mushy and shit, and telling each-other how much they loved each-other. That is until one of the levels they were on had some kind of malfunction…

So I went back into some kind of tech room to change a fuse, fixing the level, but only to discover that there were some serious server issues, that was about to result in some serious world errors (errors that were going to affect the whole planet). This of course was all explained to me by none other than Samuel L. Jackson. So in order to fix the world ending server problems I had to set sail from this tech room (which was apparently located on an island). But…

I missed the boat that Winne the Pooh and friends were piloting, and had to swim after them. The current threw me off course onto some other island which Pooh Bear and a few of my RL friends just happened to crash land onto also. So as we explored, we discovered that we were on some kind of old ancient abandoned Disney theme park.

So we looked around some castles and stuff, but it was all empty. Until we found some kind of master bedroom, where some naked asian cyborg was sleeping, so we woke her up, and told us about how she was programmed to keep the park running while an evil queen was away, that and to have lots of sex… I don’t exactly remember what happened after all that, but somehow I ended up eating dinner with my family…

I challenge anybody to have a weirder dream than that, and also challenge any dream-reader types to tell me what it all means…