Henry Alexander

So I’m completely addicted to the Internet, as I can imagine pretty much everybody is today. I pretty much spend all my time on the web, and doing nothing, and it got me to think, what would people do if they didn’t have the Internet these days?

I think we should find out. On the weekend of June 7th, I’m gonna give up the Internet for the whole entire weekend, and I invite anybody who wants to to join up with me. Computers are still cool I guess, but no Internet from 12 AM on Saturday till 12 AM Monday.

Hopefully people will catch on, and the streets will break into wild sex orgies because nobody will be able to get Internet porn, but probably everybody will just be more productive and go outside maybe. Or more probably I’ll probably just not get on the Internet and buy a few dirty mags at the old fashioned porn store.

First National Logout weekend! Jul 7th and 8th 2008!

ps. according to this spell checker, Internet is supposed to be capitalized? weird.

pps.  it has been brought to my attention that ironically today happens to be international shutoff day, where you’re not supposed to use computers at all! I guess it was the force that clued me into all that, but it doesn’t affect my mission.