Job
I’m trying to become a bartender. Well actually I’m having to go to even more school so that I can transcend the meager title of Bartender and become a bonafide Mixologist. What’s the difference? I have to pay 600 crumpets so I can have a gayer sounding title. That and I guess my services would be higher in demand, but I’m pretty sure it’s just the title.
But bartending will be sweet I’ve decided. Instead of me trying to get the attention of every girl in the bar as usual (which I do with Grand success), Girls will be all trying to get my attention. I will hold the power!! And I’ll be all like “yo whats up girl, ooh you want an appletini? Alright I think I can handle that *gay ass seductive smile that works on girls like a big mac works on Rosie O’Donnell aka really well* Oh you left me a tip? No no my sweet girl, It is I who leaves the tips around here…” Fast forward to me leaving said honey a big tip in the back of the xwing after I get off of work. It’s gonna be sweet.
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