Henry Alexander

Bubba’s Butt Blaster

This is the shit that melted my taste buds.  For srsly, 3 drops in my soup and I couldn’t taste anything the rest of the day.  This shit is bananas.  Or Habaneros to more precise.

I love hot shit.  Like Nelly and “Country Grammar”.  One summer I said I was going to stop being a pussy and taught myself to eat spicy food. Now I’m a real man.  I bite into Habaneros like it’s fucking candy.  Fuck yea.

Also in case you were wondering, the product label is misleading, as I did not experience the promised effect post consumption.  My butt is fine, thanks for asking.