Henry Alexander

So I’m on campus in the Business School leeching webtime cause my cable wont be installed for another 3 days, and I can’t help but find a little humor in the situation.

I’m sitting here in some nasty ass bball shorts, a grey preds teeshirt, my sickass preds hat, dirty as fuck, and hungover like a fox, lookin like the scrub of the century, while everybody who actually is in the business school is dressed up in khakis and button downs looking at me like i’m some kind of homeless person.

What’s funny?

I’m actually in here working business style, while they are all paying a bunch of money to learn how to be like me!

“First, break all the rules.”

The candyman can.