Henry Alexander

Somehow it has only just now dawned on me that I have been avoiding my true calling at life.  Up until now, I have spent all my energies trying to be a porn star, but after checking out the MLG website, I see that I should definitely become a Professional Gamer.

I mean, I thought porn-stars had to do little work.  All they do is have sex all day, which can hardly be considered work (especially when you rock the way I rock (which is effortlessly, pleasantly, but still powerfully (if that sounds weird, suck it, its gramatically correct.  Effortlessly and powerfuly are both adverbs of the verb to rock, (which is what I do (if you’re better at english than I am, give me a break and don’t correct me, let me have my moment (I am a lover not a grammar person..? gramaticon? I’m not gramatic (and yes I mean Lover in the very physical sense (I sex good peopel()))))))))

But now I realize that my other hobby in life, requires even LESS work, AND I don’t have to show my weener to a bunch of dudes.  Besides the way I rock in the virtual world is much like the way I rock in the RL world (your mom (and I do it effortlessly, pleasantly, but still powerfully))  All the incredible pwnage that I administer, but I dont even have to bounce around, and I get paid??.  Have I found heaven on earth? I think so.

What’s your dream Job?

=H.A.=