Henry Alexander

So I’ve spent my night cruisin my way through the pacific theatre in Call of Duty: World at War and let me tell you, that’s a dangerous game…

I’ve died about a billion times, getting jumped by little Japanese guys stabbing me after jumping out of the brush.  Whats worse, is this all happened in a matter of 15 minutes.  So I, as any other gamer, tend to get…

frustrated…

Now this isn’t such a problem, when I can blame my anger on bad guy aliens, who are trying to conquer Earth and probably eat our babies, but in Call of Duty: World at War, the only guys I’ve had to blame are the Japanese…  Now I’m certainly not racist, and if you could see how much anime porn I have then you’d know I have nothing against the Japanese or their tentacle fetishes…  But I bet if I gave YOU a controller and sent you through the trenches only to get ganked over and over again by some Japanese Bonsai soldiers, and when even Kiefer Sutherland, one of your squad mates, can’t do a damn thing to save you (guess he was too busy serving time…) the feeling of utter helplessness you would undoubtedly suffer…

Let’s just say you might start thinking that your favorite sushi chef might be seeing a cut in his tips from now on…

Now,  Anybody reading this should know that I HATE people who demonize games, and that’s not what I’m doing here.  What I’m saying is this:  If I can get worked up at a group of people, simply from playing 15 minutes of a video game, I can sort of understand why a few of the greatest generation might sling a few racial slurs in the eastern direction.  Activision is not making new racists, it’s helping our younger generation connect with our elders!!!

VIDEOGAMES R GUD 4 LERNING!!!!

(seriously, being racist is totally gay…)