More than a comedian.Tumblr (3.0; @henryalex)http://henryalex.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBizgLZX7W0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBizgLZX7W0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Last night I installed netflix on my Xbox.  I celebrated by watching <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o">MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS</a>!!!! My life is over.</p>http://henryalex.com/post/420008093http://henryalex.com/post/420008093Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:41:24 -0500<a href="http://www.fox17.com/newsroom/music_beat/videos/vid_147.shtml?sms_ss=tumblr">WZTV FOX 17/Nashville :: Music Beat</a>: <p>Video from the grand opening of Diana’s.  Just saw it.  I am behind the times…</p>http://henryalex.com/post/418253247http://henryalex.com/post/418253247Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:00:43 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydtsiQV4P1qz9ppmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey I’ve been busy.  So STFU and be AMAZED that I am still able to be so creative.</p>http://henryalex.com/post/410576538http://henryalex.com/post/410576538Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:26:42 -0500<p>Remember when I used to draw pictures?</p>http://henryalex.com/post/397298576http://henryalex.com/post/397298576Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:53:46 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxccuczgDS1qz9ppmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a picture from opening day of Diana’s Sweet Shoppe here in Nashville, TN. That’s my candy store.  Joining me are the Honorable Mayor of Nashville Karl Dean, and Country Superstar Big Kenny of Big and Rich.</p> <p>And yes, the Jacket is for real.</p>http://henryalex.com/post/371280383http://henryalex.com/post/371280383Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:49:24 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_bx2OcGDdc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_bx2OcGDdc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you’re not following MurraytheNut, you have no soul. Go now and follow him and pray for a chance at redemption.</p> <p>I always lawl at the strips.  ALWAYS!</p> <p><a href="http://murraythenut.tumblr.com/post/367269943/me-reading-from-murray-the-nut-im-available-for">murraythenut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me reading from Murray The Nut.  I’m available for Bar Mitzvahs and weddings!</p> </blockquote>http://henryalex.com/post/370724491http://henryalex.com/post/370724491Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:17:04 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvv8jWO4s1qz9ppmo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my life right now…  Now off to Fudge School.  Where I will create quantities of fudge…</p>http://henryalex.com/post/321680368http://henryalex.com/post/321680368Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:33:55 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvvracsdBV1qa315zo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>In case anyone who doesn’t regularly follow the Savepoint blog was wondering.  This is what we look like when we create the <a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/309930319/nightmare-shark-episode-15-honkin-and-tonkin-hey">Nightmare Shark Podcast</a>!!</p> <p><a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/321584439/instead-of-listening-to-a-new-podcast-why-dont">savepoint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Instead of listening to a new podcast.  Why don’t you all just check out pictures from the <a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/309930319/nightmare-shark-episode-15-honkin-and-tonkin-hey">Last Podcast</a>!!  Taken by the master Photog <a href="http://robobilly.com">Billy Brown</a>.  Look at these pictures, and know in your hearts that we actually do exist!!!</p> </blockquote>http://henryalex.com/post/321647270http://henryalex.com/post/321647270Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:05:18 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvrgubqtXb1qz739bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Caroline has once again saved me. As I have not had the time to come up with anything postable, due to candies and ice creams taking up 99.9% of my brainpower, I can just reblog this awesome pic of The <a href="http://loldwell.com/?page_id=166">Nightmare Shark</a> Crew!</p> <p>If you don’t know what <a href="http://loldwell.com/?page_id=166">Nightmare Shark</a> is, <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/165191">you’re not my friend, buddy…</a></p> <p><a href="http://carolinemartin.tumblr.com/post/317665404/good-luck-with-the-shop-alex-good-luck-with-the">carolinemartin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Good luck with the shop, Alex! Good luck with the city, Caldy!</p> </blockquote>http://henryalex.com/post/317703280http://henryalex.com/post/317703280Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:02:03 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8468881&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8468881&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8468881&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you want to see how we podcast live, Caroline was super cool enough to record it, so watch it, or you’re going to hate your life.</p> <p><a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/310104339/this-is-real-life-carolinemartin-from-this">savepoint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS REAL LIFE.</p> <p><a href="http://carolinemartin.tumblr.com/post/309976327/from-this-episode-go-have-yourself-a-listen">carolinemartin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>From <a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/309930319/nightmare-shark-episode-15-honkin-and-tonkin-hey">this episode</a>! Go have yourself a listen.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://henryalex.com/post/310210434http://henryalex.com/post/310210434Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:03:35 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvh624t6mv1qz9ppmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One of the best presents I’ve ever received from the most awesome of awesome <a href="http://carolinemartin.tumblr.com">Caroline Martin</a>!</p> <p>I can’t wait to show Jethro. If you don’t know who Jethro is, <a href="http://henryalex.com/post/235230581/gotta-represent-for-my-boy-jethro-maybe-one-day">GET YOU SOME KNOWLEDGE</a>…</p>http://henryalex.com/post/308150389http://henryalex.com/post/308150389Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:03:40 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://henryalex.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/302893777/tumblr_kvbk19ZJsi1qz9ppm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Check out my favorite bit from the <a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/299501280/nightmare-shark-xmas-special-aka-episode-14">Nightmare Shark Podcast Xmas Special!</a></p> <p>If you’ve been living under some kind of heavy, net obscuring object for the past few months,  The <a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/299501280/nightmare-shark-xmas-special-aka-episode-14">Nightmare Shark Podcast</a> is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Podcast">Podcast</a> that I do with the <a href="http://blogwell.tumblr.com">Talented H. Caldwell Tanner</a>, and it can be found from <a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com">our site.</a></p> <p>It’s a lot of fun for us, and we’re working hard to make it more fun for you guys every week!  If you have any comments, please shoot me an email at halexj@gmail.com</p>http://henryalex.com/post/302893777http://henryalex.com/post/302893777Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:19:57 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w2yv8aT0UFc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w2yv8aT0UFc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Haha, XMAS is early!!</p> <p><br/>This is one of my favorite videos of all time.  I had nothing to do with it. But it makes me giggle with glee every time i watch it.</p> <p>Enjoy!</p>http://henryalex.com/post/297109330http://henryalex.com/post/297109330Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:31:48 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv8nbqK261qz9ppmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I fucking hate bums.  I am going to make this shirt, and wear it outside.  So that bums know when they come up to me.. that I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY SO GO AWAY.</p> <p>It has literally gotten to the point where if anybody at all comes up to me on the street, I tell them I don’t have any money.  Some black guy today accused me of being racist.  I tried to convince him it was not black people that I hate.  But bums.  He didn’t get it.   I don’t really care…</p> <p>Any artistic people have any comments on how this might make a better print?</p>http://henryalex.com/post/289303574http://henryalex.com/post/289303574Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:52:23 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://henryalex.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/289165306/tumblr_kuv1lwqSts1qa315z&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/289162567/did-anybody-else-have-as-much-fun-with-this-as">savepoint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="Henroku Alexandar!" src="http://johnsalam.com/henrokualexandar.jpg" width="500" align="top" height="540"/></p> <p>Did anybody else have as much fun with this as Caldy and I did??</p> <p>(<a href="http://savepoint.tumblr.com/post/284304753/nightmare-shark-episode-13-guilty-pleasures-a">Find the Whole Nightmare Shark Episode 13 Here!</a>)</p> <p>H.A.</p> </blockquote>http://henryalex.com/post/289165306http://henryalex.com/post/289165306Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:23:00 -0500<p>Who is now the proud owner of both nickelsucks.com AAND chadkroegersucks.com.</p> <p>Now you wish it were you don’t you?</p>http://henryalex.com/post/284843109http://henryalex.com/post/284843109Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:02:40 -0500<p>I’ve recently been living in my Techno Bubble.  If you are unfamiliar with this contraption, allow me to explain…</p> <p>The techno bubble is a inpenetrable aura of EDM that surrounds my being, letting no foul creature or thought enter my flavor burst insides.  The soothing pads and stabbing synths help to ensure that I am firing on all pistons at any given moment of the day. Which is increasingly important as my day job (Willy Wonka) continues to intensify.</p> <p>As I ruminated in my emaculate musical fortress, I began to desire a further understanding of the magic I have stumbled upon.  In this manner I may be able to mainpulate the rhythmic foundations of my desitny as the Lord Teisto himself. </p> <p>So I went here: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_music_genres"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_music_genres">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_music_genres</a></a></p> <p>…</p> <p>Truly EDM is some lost form of sorcery, and only the highest practicioners of the religion are able to navigate its cryptic forms.  One must truly be a master in order to truly comprehend the difference between the “Dark Wave” and “Chill Out” styles.</p> <p>The path has been laid before me.  My new misssion in life is to become the grand master jedi of EDM.</p>http://henryalex.com/post/283581519http://henryalex.com/post/283581519Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:52:20 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://henryalex.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/280792304/tumblr_kukasn0cTp1qz9ppm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>“Alex’s New Song” by The Gooseman feat. Half Past Nine</b></p> <p>This may or may not have something to do with the “More than a Comedian” tagline.</p> <p>This is certainly not the first song I ever recorded.  But it’s the first song I wrote all by myself and then Sang (all previous recording efforts were Techno or Rap as DJ Snuggly).  Mind you this was all back in 9th grade.</p> <p>This is from the The Gooseman’s Debut album “The Phalacy”  Which was recorded mostly in <a href="http://patrickmoberg.com">Patrick Moberg’s</a> closet.  This is the only rock song on the ‘record’ and most of the other stuff is hilarious raps.  If anyone is interested in getting a copy of the album, let me know and I’ll see what I can do for you…</p> <p><img alt="Cover for The Phalacy" src="http://johnsalam.com/phalacy.jpg" align="top" height="300" width="400"/></p>http://henryalex.com/post/280792304http://henryalex.com/post/280792304Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:05:00 -0500<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FLIL_WAYNE_ARTICLE_12_3.jpg&videoid=99621&title=DEA%20Recruits%20Lil%20Wayne%20To%20Use%20Up%20All%20Drugs%20In%20Mexico" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FLIL_WAYNE_ARTICLE_12_3.jpg&videoid=99621&title=DEA%20Recruits%20Lil%20Wayne%20To%20Use%20Up%20All%20Drugs%20In%20Mexico"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I fucking love the onion… hahahha operation Weezy F. Baby.</p>http://henryalex.com/post/277752024http://henryalex.com/post/277752024Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:53:53 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y827x2Dijek&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y827x2Dijek&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Tiger Roboter 2: “schwimmen in einem regenbogen”</b></p> <p>Some “crazy German” kids would randomly send these videos to me back in highschool… I figured I’d share the wealth…</p> <p>The first one, entitled “gleichheit uberlastung” can be found <a href="http://henryalex.com/post/51109945/via-billybrown">here</a>.  Enjoy.</p>http://henryalex.com/post/267404701http://henryalex.com/post/267404701Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:14:41 -0500