Airport Security
Each day it takes my brain a good few hours to start running at any normal level of activity. This is probably due to a lack of sleep, a hangover, and an insane amount of video gaming on any given day.
That being said I probably shouldn’t have told the TSA lady that the bottle of sunscreen I forgot was in my backpack was my bottle of “jerk juice”.
My travels may now be safe. But my butthole is another story.
Kids, don’t do comedy.
